HOGWARTS DARK TALES
TALES HAVE BEEN AROUND FOR CENTURIES. FOR ENTERTAINMENT, THEY’RE THERE TO SCARE US, MAKE US CURIOUS, MAKE US LAUGH AND EVEN MAKE US CRY. BUT NEVER HAVE TALES MADE SUCH A BIG IMPACT ON LIFE AS OF NOW.
EVERYWHERE YOU TURN THERE ARE STORIES AROUND ABOUT WHOM THE NEXT VICTIM IS WHO WILL PERIL AT EVIL’S HAND. ONE TALE THAT ISN’T TO BE TAKEN LIGHTLY IS THAT OF THE DANGER WE’RE FACING.
TRUST NO ONE, LISTEN TO NO ONE. THIS TIME: YOU’RE ON YOUR OWN.
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ATM
SUMMER
"AFTER A LONG HOT SUMMER, THE SCHOOL TERM IS NOW BACK IN SESSION. THE WEATHER IS FAIRLY DECENT WITH ONLY A LIGHT WIND."
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HOUSEPOINTS
GRYFFINDOR •• 0000
SLYTHERIN •• 0000
RAVENCLAW •• 0000
HUFFLEPUFF •• 0000
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SITE NEWS
18TH APRIL
"LISTER TO RED DWARF. WE HAVE IN OUR MIDST A COMPLETE SMEGPOT. BRAINS IN THE ANAL REGION. CHIN ABSENT, PRESUMED MISSING. GENITALIA SMALL AND INOFFENSIVE. OF NO VALUE OR INTEREST."
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FEATURED
MEMBER
NONE !
MALE
NONE !
FEMALE
NONE !
COUPLE
NONE !
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QUOTES
DEMETRI MANSON
"SO, WHAT YOU'RE SAYING IS IF I KILL HIM THEN YOU'LL GIVE ME A CIGARETTE? ... I'LL DO IT!"
NARDIA SMITH
"AS SHE REACHED HER DESTINATION, SHE REALISED SHE HAD COMPANY. IT DIDN'T TAKE LONG TO KNOW WHO IT WAS - THERE WEREN'T MANY PEOPLE AT HOGWARTS WHO SKIPPED CLASS - AND EVEN IF THERE WERE SHE'D RECOGNISE THAT HAIR ANYWHERE. YES, UNFORTUNATELY NARDIA DID HAVE A HUGE FETISH FOR DEMETRI'S HAIR - HIS PERSONALITY WAS AWFUL BUT WITH DREAMY HAIR LIKE THAT SHE THOUGHT HE COULDN'T HAVE EVERYTHING."
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AFFILIATES
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CREDITS
LAYOUT AND GRAPHICS ARE SOLELY BY DEMETRI AND ARE NOT BE REPRODUCED ANYWHERE ! CODES ARE BY THOSE WONDERFUL PEOPLE DOWN AT PROBOARDS SUPPORT ! IMAGES ARE FROM DEVIANTARTAND LIVEJOURNAL ! THE BOARD DESCRIPTIONS BELONG TO THIS BOARD AND THIS BOARD ONLY, ALONG WITH ANY OTHER CONCEPTS ! AND OF COURSE, ALL CHARACTERS, APPLICATIONS, PERSONALS ETC BELONG TO OUR LOVELY MEMBERS !
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FIREFOX
BEST VIEWED IN FIREFOX - BECAUSE IE SUCKS BALLS.
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RATING
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THE DAILY PROPHET
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DEMENTOR DEALINGS
18TH APRIL
SOME STRANGE SIGHTINGS OF ROGUE DEMENTORS HAVE BEEN REPORTED AROUND THE CHANNEL TUNNEL. ALL HAVE BEEN WARNED TO PROCEED WITH CAUTION AND NOT TO TRAVEL ALONE. AN EMERGENCY HOTLINE HAS BEEN SET UP FOR ANY SIGHTINGS. IN CONNECTION, SEVERAL PEOPLE HAVE BEEN TAKEN IN FOR QUESTIONING TO DO WITH THE OCCURRENCE AND ARE CURRENTLY BEING HELD WITHIN AZKABAN. THEIR NAMES HAVE NOT BEEN RELEASED AS OF YET, BUT THE MINISTRY ARE TRYING TO ASSURE CITIZENS THAT EVERYTHING WILL BE UNDER CONTROL. |
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